franks_lj ([info]franks_lj) wrote in [info]kaosians,

Nwe Years Eve Battle!

Attention Citizens!!

There will be a pacifist warfare battle at around 3pm, Saturday 31st December (ie, New Years eve) at St. Albans Park (within walking distance of the party venue).
There are rumours circulating that Alf's Imperial Army are making another attempt to take over the world, starting with Suburban Christchurch* and only the Forces of KAOS (TM) stand in their way!

In the event that these rumours turn out to be false, we have even more rumours** of insurgency within our own forces, so we'll fight each other!

If none of the above turns out to be true, and there's no-one to fight, The Dictator will take on the entire KAOS army single handedly, as a warm-up before the party. If defeated in battle, he will do the honourable thing and commit Seppuku*** with a paper sword.

Bring along your paper swords, KAOS t-shirts, fancy uniforms, and maybe even water pistols (though remember, it's a battle, not just a waterfight) and fight somebody for your own amusement. If you manage to raise your own unit of at least three people to fight in the Dictator's name you may be awarded an honorary rank**** for the day.

If you have require more information send me an email.

Let's kick off campaign season by winning some land!
See you on the battlefield!!

-The Dictator



*Always the best way to begin an invasion of Europe
**Rumours? in KAOS? NO! It can't be!
***http://philisha.net/pics/seppuku.gif
****and maybe even a special item of headgear!

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[info]king_richard

December 20 2005, 04:01:57 UTC 6 years ago

for best result when commiting seppuku use a folded frisbee

[info]_summer_sun_

December 20 2005, 11:41:52 UTC 6 years ago

How else would one experience REAL ULTIMATE POWER!

[info]king_richard

December 21 2005, 03:20:52 UTC 6 years ago

Exactly.

[info]sakura_shinra

December 22 2005, 00:49:37 UTC 6 years ago

If anyone's going to be committing seppuku around here it's going to be ME!!

[info]king_richard

December 22 2005, 03:14:30 UTC 6 years ago

I don't know, I'm ready to flip out and I can't see any one about!

[info]sakura_shinra

December 22 2005, 22:16:57 UTC 6 years ago

Im hiding cos Im a NINJA-PIRATE O_O
of COURSE you can't see me!

[info]_summer_sun_

December 25 2005, 10:38:19 UTC 6 years ago

Dude, a peice of advice - whatever you do, DONT drop a spoon near him.
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