Agent Rat-Bastard ([info]xenogram) wrote in [info]kaosians,
2006-06-03 08:58:00
  • Mood: perfectly frank
  • Music: Garbage - Special

Funny Money

I have recently come into the possession of secret ALF orders that clearly state their intention to blockade various bridges and paths around Jellie Park during the 48 Hour Party, and demand war reparations of KAOS, either in Wizard Notes or Pounds Sterling.

We shall of course resist this with force, but frankly I'm insulted that we would be asked to pay with such funny money If it came to that, we would of course pay with real money, proper KAOS currency.

One Franc
Click for a production sheet

(NB: The eagle is French Imperial (2nd Empire), the man on horseback was Napoleon)

I urge all agents attending the party to print at least 15 francs in case you find yourself cut off and outnumbered by these dastardly tartan wearing ALFs at any point.

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[info]_honeyspider

June 3 2006, 09:35:47 UTC 5 years ago

Brilliant.

[info]xenogram

June 4 2006, 01:26:38 UTC 5 years ago

Thanks. It took a while to get right.

[info]pythia

June 3 2006, 09:57:36 UTC 5 years ago

Very nice.

[info]xenogram

June 3 2006, 23:37:38 UTC 5 years ago

I was pleased to be able to find a picture of frank to work from where he's wearing mascara.

[info]franks_lj

June 3 2006, 11:22:11 UTC 5 years ago

The two things I love most about this are:

1. The Michael-Jackson-style one glove look, and

2. The fact that you could slap a swastika on it and it wouldn't be much different.

[info]xenogram

June 3 2006, 11:57:33 UTC 5 years ago

The Michael-Jackson-style one glove look

You're not like other guys.

The fact that you could slap a swastika on it and it wouldn't be much different

Nazi money is dull; all heads and numbers and germanic text. I had a look at Nazi and Soviet money when I was thinking about KAOS money, and the Soviet money was much more interesting. Then I threw them all out anyway and did this instead. I think it's much funnier.

Nazis. No sense of humour.

[info]misterschmoo

June 3 2006, 20:25:11 UTC 5 years ago

Nazi Schmatzi, says Werner Von Brown!

[info]xenogram

June 4 2006, 01:31:35 UTC 5 years ago

You have a point. I think you should write to the French Embassy and point out to them the Nazi connotations of Napoleonic french heraldry and art. They've probably never realised.
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